"crucifixion must be really good for the abdominal muscles"

Not to fret my fellow anonymous readers this isn't one of those Halloween tricks.

(I'd like to put one of those on later though)

Kidding. I learned my lesson when I traumatized my brother, although it was one of the funniest moments of my life that could have won me $10,000.

Sigh.

the walrus said.